Reasons why Blogs Blow

1.  They are usually written and hosted by the most uninteresting people you know.

2.  They are abused by kids who get beat up at school everyday.

3.  If you find yourself updating it everyday and making it about your day.....just stop.  Please.

4.  It's like being a writer! except without the need for talent, the connections, the money, the drugs, and the ladies.  You aren't a writer unless you are published....and no this doesn't count.

5.  Think of the coolest people you know.  I will bet you none of them have a blog.

but that just changed.  I'll wait to take credit later on.  For now I'll leave you with a little Haiku

My mind keeps me sound,

     I want more - than I can have,

          The Cycle goes 'round.